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Israel — 9, day 6, a farm of high-altitude eco-friendly good-natured Alpacas

When I was planning my trip, I wanted to do a loop, hitting the towns of Yeruham and Dimona, and taking a train back from the latter. Life, however, is a bubbling, boiling thing that changes plans, and my previous trips had taught me a little to adapt on the fly. I agreed with Nathan that I would head back to him on the first bus on Saturday evening, and with Igal – that I'd crash in his hospitable hangar for one more night.  That's how the night from Friday to Saturday went. Jumping up at seven in the morning, I discovered Igal in the living room cuddling with an oriental beauty, both sleeping next to a pile of empty wine bottles. Igal politely inquired if they had kept me awake, which confirmed that the hot moans at three in the morning weren't just my imagination. The girl bashfully covered herself with a blanket, to which I flashed an encouraging smile, and stomped off to the kitchen - to cook some porridge.

The last day in the Negev desert had arrived. This time I rolled out in the other direction, and was warned: “rough descent, be careful”.

 

Part of a light concrete building facade with a large apple-shaped sign, inside which is a red '@@' symbol and a Hebrew inscription "מרכז תפוח" ("Apple Center"). Tall green coniferous trees, a bench, and a paved path are visible on the left.

Now that's an apple

A multi-story sand-colored building and a concrete water tower on top of a rocky hill under a clear blue sky. A green metal fence is located in the foreground, and sparse leafless trees and bushes grow on the dry slope.

Part of the town

A paved path goes up a sandy slope with a motorized scooter driving on it. Residential buildings and sparse vegetation under a clear blue sky are visible in the background.

An old man cruising on an electric cart

A panoramic view of a mountain landscape under a clear sky from a viewing platform. Several red and white pillows lie on a mat on the wooden deck, and a part of a bicycle is visible on the right.

The observation point overlooking the great void is properly equipped

A huge desert valley, shot from a high rocky cliff in the foreground on the right, stretches toward a mountain range on the horizon under a clear blue sky.

Today the crater isn't as hazy

 

Several padlocks hang on the metal mesh of a fence with a white handrail, and a sandy, rocky landscape stretches in the background.

A mating ritual, naturally

And so relationships lose their former shine and gloss, get covered in rust and jam up, and there's no pulling them apart the normal way anymore – only with a saw or a hammer, when dust or shards go flying everywhere, and there's no way to fix anything. The moral of the story is: you gotta lubricate and cover up against the bad weather, that way you can easily stretch out a good decade or two.

A complex of light stone buildings, including a modern tourist center, is situated on the edge of a vast desert plateau. A winding path, walked by two people, leads to them, offering a panoramic view of the huge Ramon Crater and distant hills under a clear sky.

Yesterday I showed you the exact same thing from the other side, the northern one

An electronic information terminal with a solar panel is installed on a brick sidewalk next to a green garbage bin and a red fire hydrant against a background of a residential building and trees.

High-tech even at provincial bus stops

A red payphone in a clear protective housing stands in an open sandy area against a backdrop of hills, palm trees, and several buildings under a clear sky.

And right next to it — low-tech

A round roundabout road sign with a man's portrait in the center is installed against a desert landscape with a hill and sparse vegetation under a clear sky.

On the horizon — a camel observation post

A gently sloping sandy and rocky hill with a blue observation deck on top under a clear blue sky, in which a pale moon is visible.

How could I not climb it, seeing it right there

A blue rectangular pillar decorated with camel silhouettes, a geometric pattern, Hebrew inscriptions ("אנשי רמון"), and the number 892 m, stands on a wooden platform. Behind it stretches a hilly desert under a cloudless blue sky.

One of the camels looks quite suspicious

A settlement of light-colored buildings in an arid area, with a water tower on a hill on the left, surrounded by desert landscapes under a blue sky.

The whole little town

A vast desert landscape with a steep cliff leading down into a giant crater or depression. Two tall telecommunications towers are visible on the plateau to the right under a clear blue sky.

In the other direction, there are only the communication towers of the research center

A desert landscape with a winding dirt road and a smoother paved highway against dry hills under a blue sky. On the right stands a signpost for the alpaca farm and research center, on the left — a yellow sign featuring an alpaca.

Suddenly, a sign!

A paved road smoothly curves and vanishes into the distance among desert rocky hills under a cloudless blue sky.

With asphalt like this it'd be a sin not to drop by, whatever might be waiting for me at the end

Three information boards in English and Hebrew, mounted on a stone wall under a canopy of wooden beams. The left board is about horseback riding, the middle one lists items of the visit program, and the right one is an illustrated map of the alpaca farm.

For 5 euros they'll pour you some tea, chatter about alpacas, and hand you a little bag of feed

I decided to shake off superpower-centrism and move towards Eurocentrism, so from now on and forever I will give the prices in this blog in euros, especially since it's now my native hard currency.

 

Against a dry desert landscape with cacti, three women and two dogs are gathered by a green EZGO utility vehicle. The woman on the left stands with a light Labrador, holding a white pipe, while the other two women sit in the car snacking, with a small dog peeking out from behind the seats.

 

On the right — the owner and a hired worker, on the left — a volunteer from Canada. We got to chatting, and it turned out she's a couchsurfer, a smart cookie, a beauty and a Komsomol member, knows around 5 languages and at a relatively young age has already traveled half the world.

An alpaca with a fluffy white head and dark body peeks out from behind a metal fence. It looks directly at the camera, mouth slightly open showing its lower teeth, against a backdrop of dry, straw-covered ground.

Here it is, an alpaca, finally

Who exactly are alpacas? Camelids, but not your regular kind, rather from the high-altitude Latin Andes. You probably know about llamas (not the enlightened ones, but the ones still on the lower, animal evolutionary rung). Well, alpacas are their relatives, but not direct ones, as was previously believed. They live at an altitude of over 3500 meters, their wool is long, but their temper, on the contrary, is meek. The animals are inquisitive and peaceful, the absolute maximum you're risking is getting spat at, and even that is accidental, not malicious like with classic camels. Alpaca wool is so good that it cures AIDS doesn't get dirty, doesn't let water through, and is seven times warmer than sheep's wool.

No wonder that, inspired by such marketing spiels from the South American Indians, some enthusiasts decided to charter a whole plane to drop a herd of fifty heads from Latin America into Israel. Back in the sixties, they still had enough money to rent a plane (it's scary to imagine how much that would take now), but, fortunately, not enough bureaucrats on both sides to forbid it. They settled the alpacas in the Negev so they could enjoy the local winter, otherwise the wool won't grow. The critters aren't slaughtered for meat, they just carefully shear pure cash right off them — because, as already mentioned, alpaca hair is eco-friendly and comfortable to the max, and the number of visitors to the farm has surpassed a million.

A man in a dark blue T-shirt holds a fluffy llama on a red leash, standing with its back to him, against a desert landscape with cacti and a wooden fence.

The main storyteller

A man on his knees feeds a dark llama from his hand, holding a red rope. The animal bends to his palm on a gravel path next to a wooden fence.

An obedient beast

A young woman with long hair sits in a golf cart and holds a fluffy gray llama on her lap against a background of a wooden pen in a desert area.

So much so that you can scoop it up and stuff it into a quad bike

A light llama stands next to a green open utility vehicle in which two people are visible. Behind the llama are wooden animal pens against a hilly desert landscape under a blue sky.

We tie the second one in the back — and off we roll

A white dog sleeps on its side on the ground covered with gravel and small stones. Behind it is a stone wall, and in the lower left corner of the frame is a part of a black dog.

Life on the farm flows unhurriedly

A spotted pig and a fluffy light sheep feed in a straw-covered pen against a dry hilly landscape with a tree and other sheep.

“We even have a pig,” the guide proudly informed me

A light llama in a halter in the foreground and a camel standing behind a fence against a hilly semi-desert area with sparse plants and buildings.

It's scary to approach the older brother, but the younger one is a total cutie

Several alpacas of different colors (black, brown, white) are visible on the farm behind a wooden fence. One white alpaca with blue eyes looks directly at the viewer through the boards, and a small black bird sits on the hay below.

The famous crazy stare

I liked it at the alpaca farm, even though I dropped by accidentally. In general, the stars just aligned that way; it was Mike's wife, Yael, who first mentioned the farm to me, but he himself joked that alpacas aren't local, and it's basically a way to dupe tourists, showing them just anything entertaining instead of something less amusing but more educational. Like Mike's other thoughts, this makes total sense to me and resonates well. Yes, you have to maintain a balance between entertainment and business, between fun toys for amusement and learning about the world, between rest and work, between anima and animus, between spontaneity and planning. My friend Dima understood things about balance, and I felt balance in Mike's words. I myself am devoid of it, and so, forever thrashing from side to side, stumbling, approaching the edge of the abyss, and climbing up mountains, I am eternally doomed to push the bicycle of my life forward, because if I stop it, it will vanish like the morning haze over Makhtesh Ramon. As long as it's in motion, you can see its outlines, its structure, and its swiftness, but if you slow down, you realize it's just a mirage, and you'll soon be left sitting bare-assed on sharp rocks.